It turns out I wrote 250 words of Statler and Waldorf for this round. Well, Statler/Waldorf, really, but only in that it's established that they live together, nothing shippy, I don't want to get anybody's hopes up if this is your OTP.
I'm allegedly in the middle of finals but cannot confirm because I've been so completely occupied with rewatching Bones and pretending the world doesn't exist. Super short this time: 52 words, no fandom, G.